I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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