guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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