My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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