they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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