Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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