we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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