Christians are straight up FREAKS
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
