i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
