Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dick very happy bro
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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