How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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