YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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