ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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