I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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