But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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