it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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