Having a random hookup so left but love u
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We are two peas in an std pod
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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