At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
