ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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