are you still at the devil's house?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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