You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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