Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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