Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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