PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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