i can't believe i had my finger in that
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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