I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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