she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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