last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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