you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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