help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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