If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
