It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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