My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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