But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Are we still banned from the library?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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