The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i dont even know how to be here
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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