the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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