I think I am morally bankrupt
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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