weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
