Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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