you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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