No awkward lesbian experiences without me
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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