how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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