Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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