I must be too annoying 4 u.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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