lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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