he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
