Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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