how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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