I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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