i may or may not be watching the land before time
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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