HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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