Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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